Shoes Colin

28 Oct

I’m giving another speech soon. Probably Friday, if not the following monday. I’m already pretty nervous about it since the last one didn’t go so well.

This hot girl in my speech class gave her speech over how to make pound cakes, and she brought enough to eat for the whole class. It was delicious.

So then I decided that if I got kicked out of the class I wouldn’t have to give my speech. Plus I wanted to hit on her, so I thought I’d kill two birds with one stone. When she gave me my piece, I was like “Hey, would you mind if I pound your cake?” Now I don’t have to give my speech. Plus I got punched in my eyeball by a hot girl.

Just kidding. Nothing in that last paragraph actually happened.

Anyway, Halloween is coming up in 4 days and I’m costume-less. I found this one might be kind of cool

I’m going to see Forgive Durden and Dear and the Headlights tomorrow. I’m pretty excited because I haven’t been to a good show in a long time. I’ll try and take some pictures since I’m such an expert photographer.

So I suppose you’ll be hearing from me again within the next few days.
Until then, sincerely yours, love, your friend, with regards,

shoes colin


12 Responses to “Shoes Colin”

  1. tylergorrell October 28, 2008 at 4:53 am #

    Hi…My name is shoooooes Colin! Today, I’m gonna show you how to masturbate with two hands lol. priceless. looking forward to the show tomorrow.

  2. manessah October 28, 2008 at 5:50 am #

    whoa, i kinda wish i could have been part of whatever tyler is talking about.

    im glad you wrote something new. i dont have anything to do ever except hope you have some new material for me to read. i should probably get a real job…

    and i would also like to mention that im getting more devastated by the day that im missing out on this halloween party. seriously.

  3. Colin October 28, 2008 at 6:01 am #

    It’s called an “Attention Getter.” I’m going to use that in front of all my speeches from now on. Followed by a “Just kidding..really my speech is about______.”

    You and Jason should totally make a special trip over here Friday. It’s gonna to be the bomb dot gov.

    And I’m glad you like reading my stuff. I enjoy writing it.

    Also, I was just thinking about a conversation we had a while back today and put a quote from it on my facebook. You should check it out..haha.

  4. Christopher October 28, 2008 at 6:09 am #

    Pound your cake… if I had a dollar for every time that line didn’t work…

  5. Colin October 28, 2008 at 6:10 am #


  6. SSG October 28, 2008 at 9:21 am #

    this post fucking rocks. seriously had me laughing out loud at work. “Just kidding. Nothing in that last paragraph actually happened.”. That is my type of humour. cept I never say anything like it myself, just wish I did. I used to do debating in school. Once I stood up and said “point of order” during someone elses speech, then the MD motioned for me to speak and I just said “errr-errr-errr-err-err I forgot” and sat down. But my mate did a good speech, it was about Christmas being over-commercialised or something. I just remember her yelling “Jesus Christ” right at the start. Got people’s attention. And tyler, he is a funny man too. I assume Tyler is a man. No-one is called Tyler over here, but that’s the guy outta fight club, right? And go with the Taco, does it come with maracas?

  7. manessah October 28, 2008 at 4:02 pm #

    man, i wish i somehow had a news feed of new wordpress/facebook entries/posts. this is getting confusing. i dont read them in the right order, and i end up asking questions you already answered…bluh

    i want to come BAD but i have to work fri and sat. OBLIGATIONS SUCK im gonna be a gypsy irl

  8. Colin October 28, 2008 at 5:22 pm #

    SSG: I’m glad you like my made up story, haha. And yes, Tyler is a man. Kind of. But not like out of fight club. That movie rules by the way. And I’m pretty sure you’re a girl even though no one is named SSG over here 🙂

    I don’t think the taco costume comes with maracas, but I could probably get my hands on some if I tried..

    manessah: I don’t mind answering questions multiple times, so don’t you lose a wink of sleep over it. haha.

    And maybe you can come hang out in the woods by your apartment with me when I live out there. There are no obligations in the woods.

  9. mmmanessah October 28, 2008 at 8:17 pm # i think

  10. Justin LeBlanc October 29, 2008 at 8:02 pm #

    Hahahaha. I had fun reading all of this skeet. Colin you are so popular that you must be a high school quarterback.

  11. Marianna October 30, 2008 at 5:16 pm #

    I loved the part about pound cake. It was hilarious.
    Especially because I was imagining you actually saying that..

  12. Colin October 30, 2008 at 6:43 pm #

    I kind of wish I really did say it. It’d make for a better story I think..

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